The Worst Shot In The West: 10 Tales of Legendary Outlaws

The Wild West has always been synonymous with outlaws, gunslingers, and notorious characters who left a mark on American history. Among the countless tales of their heroic deeds and dastardly actions sits a particular legend that still makes people chuckle today: The Worst Shot In The West.

The Origins

While history is riddled with tales of sharpshooters and legendary marksman, there has to be balance in the universe, and the West had its fair share of poor shooters too. These individuals unknowingly became the subject of countless anecdotes and stories, forever immortalizing their ineptitude with a six-shooter.

The Legends Unveiled

1. Billy "The Butterfingers" Thompson:

Rick O'Shea: The Worst Shot in the West

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Known for frequently dropping his gun while trying to draw it, Billy Thompson was often found apologizing to his adversaries before engaging in a shootout. Even though his skills never improved, he managed to strike fear into the hearts of onlookers, who were never quite sure if his next fumble might actually be intentional.

2. Annie "Two Left Feet" O'Connor:

Annie might have been a talented dancer, but her shooting skills were certainly lacking. Her inability to aim and fire accurately led to her earning the nickname "Two Left Feet". Legend has it that she once shot her own horse while trying to protect herself from a gang of outlaws. Fortunately, her horse was a forgiving companion.

3. Frank "The Misfire" Harrison:

Frank Harrison had an unfortunate tendency to pull the trigger with nothing but a whimper. His guns were more likely to misfire than actually hit their mark. It was said that Old Frank could miss a target the size of a barn door if his gun didn't jam or fail to fire altogether. Interestingly, his infamous reputation often saved him from trouble, as his opponents would simply laugh or pity him rather than shoot back.

4. Grace "The Clumsy Bandit" Sullivan:

A trailblazer in more ways than one, Grace Sullivan was notorious not only for her terrible aim but also her ability to trip over her own feet while attempting a swift escape. During one memorable incident, she managed to shoot a tied-up sheriff while falling face-first into a barrel of horse manure. The smell was unbearable, but she escaped successfully, leaving behind a bewildered sheriff.

5. Joe "The Scatterbrain" Jenkins:

Joe Jenkins had trouble keeping his thoughts in order, which often resulted in disastrous shootouts. He would frequently mistake friends for foes and vice versa, leading to a confused mess of bullets flying in all directions. But despite his inability to distinguish between friend and foe, miraculously, none of his misplaced bullets ever hit an innocent bystander.

The Legacy Lives On

These tales and many others have become an integral part of Western folklore and continue to entertain people as cautionary tales or sources of amusement. Although these individuals were undoubtedly among the worst shots in the West, their legend lives on, reminding us that even in the face of adversity, there is always something to laugh about.

The Wild West was a land of legendary marksmen and notorious outlaws, but it was also home to those whose shooting skills left much to be desired. Billy Thompson's butterfingers, Annie O'Connor's two left feet, Frank Harrison's misfires, Grace Sullivan's clumsiness, and Joe Jenkins' scatterbrain were all inseparable parts of the Wild West's vibrant tapestry. Let us not forget these individuals, for they teach us that even in the toughest times, it's important to find humor and laughter.

Rick O'Shea: The Worst Shot in the West

by Al Silverman (Kindle Edition)

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	2545 KB
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Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	219 pages
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Rick O'Shea was born to a family of skilled lawmen, but unfortunately, he wasn't born with their talent with a six-shooter. In fact, he could be the worst shot in all the West. When Rick accidently kills the son of a notorious gang leader in a quick draw contest, every criminal in earshot comes to collect the bounty placed on Rick’s head. His family and friends fight to protect him, but soon find their own lives in jeopardy. Now, it’s up to Rick O’Shea. He has one shot at saving those he loves. Will his aim stay true?

About The Author:
Better known as one of America's great nature muralists, few realize that Aaron Wolken is also one of America's best, albeit wildly unsuccessful, screenwriters. This story is one of many unproduced works that never made the silver screen. Read it now, adapted in novel form, and enjoy the adventure and fun of this homage to the dime novels and classic Western films of yesteryear.